surrealistic artsie indie videos, oh my

when life gives you lemons...



damn.
That was an older video by some french guy that I found a few days back
The french are really kicking out some sweet animations these days
if you want something a little darker, check out "A Hole in Place of Heart"
you can find it on youtube or any other conventional tube site I'm sure

speaking of the internet
I found something pretty sweet today (to keep this blog going on the environmental side)
I've run into a delima a few times now when it comes to my morals vs. things I want.
I'm trying to be as anti-comsumerist as possible these days
and I'm trying to cut down on the electronics I'm sending to the landfill
but I'm also a sucker for fancy gadgets like Blackberrys and iPods etc.
ohbutifoundoutsomethingprettyfuckinsweet!
if you can't read the above sentence stop trying,, the rest is better
I found while randomly browsing around the good ole internet that you can not only find ridiculously low prices on iPods and other gadgets but also save them from being dumped in landfills (cutting down on methane immissions and other toxins) AND throw a finger to the consumer monster all at the same time! (awwfuckyadude)
go check out www.dyscern.com
they sell what are called "refurbished" items,
basically goods that have been taken off the shelf because of some flaw in packaging or a scuff mark or something retarded like that.
They are repaired by these companies and then sold at %70 off of retail value!
buying from places like dyscern keeps these products out of the landfill, where most of the unbought merchandise ends up (whadafuckinwaste)
soooo hell ya to dyscern.com!
well that's all I've got for you today, here's my artful conclusion

g
go
goo
good
goodb
goodby
goodbye
goodby
goodb
good
goo
go
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NO, YOU'RE FUCKING LAME!

Car Sharing, Environmentalist, and Wristcutters

I just got back from (drum roll)
A really shitty experience in Arizona
.. we'll get into details later,,
now for the big act

I've been getting environmental lately! like hella
reduce, reuse,recycle, refurbish
fuckin re-up fools!

did you know you that you can car-share these days?
"wellllll whadafux car-sharing, Gage?"
well don't piss yourself with excitement just yet, I was just about to tell you,,
car sharing cuts down on overcrowding in the streets,
as well as reducing emissions and drive-by shootings (whhattt?)
basically, head on over to zipcar.com
and they give a credit card type thingy.
they have designated parking places all over a city near you
and with that card you swipe a little swipey post near the door
and again in a little slot by the wheel
and your stylish new ride starts right up for something like $10/hour!
no need for gas prices,,, no need for a car collection
ahhhhhhshit that's pretty sweet aye?

I'm not a slave to consumerism
and I'm gonna buy recycled stuff
and wear it
damnit

in other news,,
my thoughts to those in Haiti..
that's a sad sad fate for an already impoverished country..
:/
donate to the Red Cross you fuckers!

and what else?
let's review some indie movies!
hooorayyy!!

Wristcutters: A Love Story
this movie is AMAZING
it's about the afterlife for people who commit suicide
it includes a car that mysteriously erases anything from existance that you drop in the floor board, a no smiling policy, and a super cuddly love story
^__^ aweh

hhhmmmm I was going to review more but I'm lazy as fuck
so that's it for now!
go watch that movie and tell me what you think
it's one of my favorites :)

Sense and Sensability

earnesty and clarity
those wonderful mentalities
of decent positivity
are all that we can scribe
but misery and poverty
they follow me and my family
and though it seems that i can't win
i think i have to try

everyone's afraid of me
they'll never see that we all leave
the same damn blood each night

so you'll go your way
and i'll go mine
i hope we meet later on down the line

sense and sensibility and peaceful productivity
a pretty girl with broken wings
is all that i desire
but there's so much hostility
in all the things surrounding me
the awful blow of ethnity is trying to stop me shine
so i try to look inwardly
at all the things inside of me
but sodomy and buggery keep bubbling to the top

so you'll go forward and i'll go back
i hope we catch up with each other on the track

and i've been thinking awkwardly
about the things that are holy
like Jesus, Joseph, and Mary and Mary Magdalene
and even theoretically
i don't think i could ever see
the perfect human being
Jesus lived without sin

so you'll go upward and i'll go down
you'll go upward and i'll go down
you'll go upwardand i'll go down
i'll see you in hell when we die

Flies and Their Windowsills

Okay so this is my first ever blog on blogspot.com
ohhhhh how exciting
glee ect.
Sooo I guess I'll start by telling you a few things about me
I am a melodramatic sitcom
I have a sick and twisted sense of humor that you will never, ever, fully understand
I like to think that I'm an intellectual being
I wear skinny jeans
I like to listen to most types of music
I thouroughly enjoy only a few types of music
I like to paint and draw
I like to write poetry

so there you go
You now know a little more about me
lucky you

well I smell corndogs which means it's time for me to go for now
thank you for your patronage